a lovely dream

One night just before Valentine‘s Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine‘s day. What do you think it could mean?”
“You‘ll find out on Valentine‘s Day.” he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine‘s Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.

翻譯:

美夢

情人節前一天，一個女人做了個項鏈的夢。
當她醒來，她和她丈夫說：“我剛夢到你情人節給了我一根珍珠項鏈。你說那是什么含義呢？”。
“到情人節那天你就會知道了。”他笑著說。
情人節那天，男人給了他老婆一個禮盒。
她很興奮地打開，看到的卻是一本書，書名是《夢的解析》。

 
A Vacation Cruise

One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him

unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment.　　
Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, “I wonder if they‘re serving any food on this cruise.” 　　
“I don‘ t know, the second guy replied. “They didn‘t last year.”

翻譯:

假日巡航游

一愚笨之人讀到一則假日巡航游只須花100元的廣告。在他簽了字付了款后，旅游經紀人用棒猛擊了他一下，把他打昏了過去，并把他從后門扔進了河里。不久又來了一個人，付了

錢并得到了相同的待遇。 十五分鐘后，這兩個人一起向河的下游漂去。第一個人說：“不知道他們這次巡航游是否提供食物。” “不知道，”第二個人說道，“去年是沒有的。

”

 
I don‘t think I know

Teacher: “John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”
John: “What do you think it is, sir?”
Teacher: “I don‘t think, I KNOW!”

John: “I don‘t think I know either, sir!”

翻譯:
我想我不知道

老師：“John，動詞ring的過去分詞是什么？”。
約翰：“你想它是什么呢”？
老師：“我不用想，我知道！”。
約翰：“我想我不知道”。

Good news or Bad news?
 
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
“I‘ve got good news and bad news,” the owner replied.
“Give me the good news first,” the artist demanded.
“The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he

bought all 15 of your paintings.”
“That‘s wonderful!” the artist exclaimed, “What could the bad news possibly be?”
With concern, the gallery owner replied, “The gentleman in question was your doctor.”

翻譯:

好消息壞消息

以為藝術家在一個畫廊辦了個展覽，他問店主是否有人對他參展的畫感興趣。
“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息。”店主回答。
“先告訴我好消息。”畫家要求道。
“好消息是一位紳士詢問了你的作品，還問它是否會在你死后增。我告訴他會的，然后他買下了你所有的15幅畫作。”
“那太棒了！”畫家驚嘆。“那么什么會是壞消息呢？”
店主想了想之后說：“問那個問題的是你的醫生”。