Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven‘t even touched your tooth yet.

Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
 

翻譯：

牙醫(yī)：請不要再叫了，我都還沒有碰到你的牙齒啊！

病人：但是，親，你可知道，你踩到我腳了！！！

In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.

One evening, I drove the car with the three-year-old daughter home, came to the embankment, from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad …

each traffic light red, yellow, green light , all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: “Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?”

Daughter look and said: “Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?”

翻譯：
 

在堤岸邊有個十字路口，是我每天回家的必經(jīng)之路。

一天黃昏，我開車車載著三歲的女兒回家，來到堤岸，從遠處看去，只見十字路口的幾只紅綠燈都出了故障……

每只紅綠燈的紅﹑黃﹑綠燈都全部亮起，在晚霞襯托下，煞是好看。我趕緊叫我的女兒欣賞這難得一見的美景：“女兒你看，前面所有紅綠燈的每盞燈都亮了，是不是很漂亮?”

女兒看后說道：“哇!好漂亮啊!是誰把他們修好的?”

5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.
 

Father: “I’m so tired, if you praise me twice, I’ll Be fresh.”
 

Daughter: “Lao Zheng!”
 

Dad: “hey!”
 

Daughter: “your chick looks really nice ah ……”

翻譯：

5歲的女兒讓老爸幫她做某事。 
老爸：“爸爸很累啦，你夸我兩句吧，你夸我兩句我就又有勁了。” 
女兒：“老鄭!” 
老爸：“哎!”
女兒：“你家妞妞長得可真漂亮啊……”